Jeff Allen, a Christian comedian, makes audiences laugh with his take on teenagers as God’s way of giving parents a taste of their own rebellion.
Have you ever noticed how sweet children transform into eye-rolling teenagers almost overnight? Allen captures this universal experience perfectly.
He jokes, “I think one day the good Lord was looking down on His creation and said let’s see how they like it to create someone of their own image who denies their existence.” His observation rings true for anyone who’s dealt with adolescents.
Allen speaks from experience. Before finding faith in 1997, he lived as an atheist struggling with substance abuse. Now clean and devoted to Christ, he brings both humor and wisdom to his observations about family life.
In his routine, Allen hilariously breaks down teenage vocabulary to just three words: “you’re,” “can’t,” and the infamous “whatever.” He admits that last one “drove me insane” – something many parents can relate to.
He also tackles modern parenting challenges with sharp wit. “Get your kids ready for therapy. This is America; your kids gonna lay on a couch at some point in its life and blame you for everything. You might as well give them reasons going in.”
His clever solution? Having teenagers document their complaints. “When you perceive an injustice in our home, do us all a favor – write it down and date it, and I’ll initial it,” he tells his children. That way, he can hand the notebook to their future therapist while he enjoys a round of golf.
Allen’s comedy offers both laughter and spiritual wisdom for the parenting journey. Those difficult teenage years serve a greater purpose in both their lives and ours. They teach patience, humility, and reliance on God’s guidance.
If you’re currently in the trenches of teenage parenting, take heart. The same God who transformed Allen from an atheist to a faithful believer can work in your teenager’s heart.
No eye-roll, attitude, or dismissive “whatever” puts them beyond God’s loving reach. Your prayers, consistent love, and faith matter more than you know.
WATCH: Christian Comedian Jeff Allen on Why Teenagers Are God’s Revenge
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